"Chief... she has no head!"
Author - David Chew
G'Day! Ni Hao? Hello! Many steamy hot tropical moons ago, I was bitten by the Shaw Brothers movie bug inside a cool cinema in Borneo while Wang Yu was slicing away on the screen. The same bug, living in my blood then, followed me to Sydney, Down Under years later, we both got through Customs & grew roots. Now I'm still happily living with this wonderful old bug and spreading my 'sickness' around to others whenever I can. Cheers!
"The sun rises in the east and only I am undefeated!"
"Why does it take you so long? Just an old lady and a blind man"
"I was the first to use a trampoline. Later, countless films have imitated it, but they use it in a different way. "
"Do you want me to strip her clothes off in order to refresh your memory?"
"How did you meet Li Bai? Start from the beginning."
"It seems that I overestimated you. You're not qualified to be my enemy"